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Things Aren’t Easy

Hey Larry,

How’s my favorite cousin? 

Things haven’t been too easy the last few years for me. I thought I’d be sittin pretty after I got my degree. Suppose I am, thinking about where I was thirteen years ago. Let me tell you, thirteen years ago, I was twenty-one years old, living with y’all, no job, no school, watching a whole lotta The People’s Court. Maybe the best part about daytime TV is that everyone wants to help you. It was 3:12PM when my life changed. An advertisement for Penn Foster Career School came on, and I realized my true calling: TV/VCR Repair.

Just a Sampling From The Wonderful World of Human Sexuality

Missed Connection M4W

Ghoste U. Episode 1 – I CAN keep my eyes off of you

Steve Specter, Doug Dead, and Larry Livinggood were best friends all throughout High School.

Other Things That “Grandfathered In” Could Mean

Grandpa parallel parked the car…GRANDFATHERED IN!

Grandpa threw a touchdown pass…GRANDFATHERED IN!

Grandpa got the eight ball in the corner pocket…GRANDFATHERED IN!

Don’t You Want To Learn About Classic Dunks?

I was at home watching the slam dunk contest last night and, for the first, time I really realized that the times, they are a-changin’.

a Valentine’s Prayer from Bono

My name is Bono. I am not a person pretending to be Bono. I have no last name and no origin. I have no past and no future. There is no beginning to Bono and no end to Bono. Bono just is. Oh, and Bono is very, very horny for you.

Cinema Perfection

Dear World,

You may as well cancel the Oscars for the rest of time for the art of motion picture has been perfected.

I’m being haunted by a beautiful, busty blonde

Hello. Emily here. This is Emily, not a character. I need to share something with you, dear readers.

I am being haunted. I think that I am being haunted by the late great Anna Nicole Smith (RIP.)

Let me explain a little bit. I’m a pretty big Anna fan. So, I assume you’d think it was ridiculous that she would just start haunting me, a big fan. I guess I should clarify. I don’t think this is a menacing haunting. I think that Anna is watching over me. Why wouldn’t she? I just moved to this big city, and I’m practically on my own. She understands, when she was about my age, she moved to the big city, too. It’s a scary place! Anna knows that I loved her, Anna knows that I named my beautiful beta fish after her. Anna knows how upset I was when my fish was stolen and held for ransom. And she knows of my heartbreak after her death.

The Bonus Coldplay(er)