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Posts by Corey

Just a Sampling From The Wonderful World of Human Sexuality

Missed Connection M4W
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Don’t You Want To Learn About Classic Dunks?

I was at home watching the slam dunk contest last night and, for the first, time I really realized that the times, they are a-changin’. Continue reading

Soundtrack To My Life

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool..

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Why I Enjoy My Sitting Around Time

I come from a suburb of Cleveland, Ohio called Mentor. Mentor is probably best known as the hometown of James A. Garfield, the president that I relate to more than any other. This could be because we’re from the same place, but more likely, it’s because of a quote of his I found a few years ago: “It has occurred to me that the thing you have, that all men have enough of, is perhaps the thing that you care for the least, and that is your leisure.” Continue reading

Whatever the Opposite of an Honors Thesis Is

I’m watching the two of them. They just left my shop. He’s about six foot two inches and lanky. Brown hair and a big smile. She was more my height. Five foot eight. Perfect brown hair and a look that said maybe she’s a bit smarter than him. She paid for the food.

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My Health Appears to Be Getting Worse These Days

I feel sick tonight and I can’t really stand it. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my fair share of colds and flu. It’s not that kind of sick, though.

It started out simply enough. I was sitting in my knitting class when I felt incredibly flush. Fortunately, one my class mates is like a nurse for vets. Does that have a name? Continue reading

A Possible Acceptance Speech

Ahem. I’m sorry I didn’t prepare anything, but there’s so much I want to say.

Fuck. You. All.
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