Other Things That “Grandfathered In” Could Mean

Grandpa parallel parked the car…GRANDFATHERED IN!

Grandpa threw a touchdown pass…GRANDFATHERED IN!

Grandpa got the eight ball in the corner pocket…GRANDFATHERED IN!

The Introductory Note To Cocoa the Dog’s Time Capsule, As Written By His Owner, Bill

Dear Dogs of the Future, 

Woof! Woof! Bark! Cocoa the dog here. Welcome to my time capsule!

If you’re reading this, then you are in the year 3000. I know this probably isn’t as exciting as your jet pack chew toys or laser-leashes, but don’t you want to know what it was like to be a dog in the early 21st century? Bark?

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Lindberghin’ It

Al Ca-Bonin’

Potential Characters Mike Myers Could Play in “Austin Powers 4”

The Guy with a Scottish Accent

The Guy with a Scottish Accent who Farts