Potential Characters Mike Myers Could Play in “Austin Powers 4”

The Guy with a Scottish Accent

The Guy with a Scottish Accent who Farts

British Joe, the Boner Man

Hockey Playin’ Swirly, with gold teeth

Basically Wayne but in Drag

Willy Ray the Hillbilly, with a Scottish Accent

Foreign Gene, Not Accustomed to Western Values and Cultural Norms, but is Horny

Sprockets Guy with a Mustache

George W. Bush

Sounds like the Coffee Talk Lady, looks like the Tin Man

Sounds like Slingblade, looks like the Coffee Talk Lady

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3 responses to “Potential Characters Mike Myers Could Play in “Austin Powers 4”

  1. Oh man, I’m hoping I can get my paws on that script.

  2. you can do it, LAmily

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